A combination of (a) my hastily written opinions/reviews about my latest pop culture excursions; (b) inner musings that may come of those excursions and/or unrelated phenomena; (c) good practice toward, and a low-budget prototype for, an eventual webzine; and (d) whatever seems to work well that day.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Children's Books I Should Write

Everybody Falls off the Swing

Why Are Coconuts Hairy? And Other Science Mysteries

Real Sponge, Cellulose Sponge

What If a Spider Wrecked Your Home?!

How Blood Becomes a Scab

Annie the Agitator and Freddy the Free Thinker

Be Thankful, Kids: Childhood During the Industrial Revolution

Math is Fun! And Other Lies Grown-ups Tell You

My First Inappropriate Word Book

Ants, Dry Grass, and Other Fun Experiments with a Magnifying Glass

Homeschooled Henry Has No Friends

I'm Allergic to Peanuts But I Crave Them So!

World's Scariest Nightmares for Bedtime Reading

Touch the Black Widow! And 100 More Science Dares

The Little Old Lady Who Wasn't Afraid of Anything and How She Died a Foolish, Avoidable Death

Sea Monkeys Are Really Only Brine Shrimp and Other Miracles of Nature Debunked

Hug a Tree, Invite an Insult

Why Teacher Really Needs a Prep Period

Games You Can Play with Your Chickenpox

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

... LOL!!! (But, hey! Math is fun!)

~Lilith

10:59 PM

 
Blogger Brandy said...

You sorry, sick bastard!
That's the funniest shit I've read all day!
Thanks :)

10:49 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can dance if you want to!

4:09 PM

 

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